THE KILLING OF THE VAMPIRE SNAKES

They are simply ... snakes which have been transformed into female human babies ...

PREAMBLE

Vampire snakes are almost extinct, but, as far as I have been able to determine, approximately five of them still thrive in this world. I have long ago decided that they had to be terminated. For good.

 

Call me Ishmael… No, call me Hank, the Vampulverizer.

 

What is a vampire snake? Vampire snakes are the most lethal creatures alive on Earth. Actually they are simply opisthoglyph (rear-fanged) snakes which have been transformed into female human babies, but have still retained many of their non-physical reptilian characteristics and peculiarities. They were always born between February 19 and March 20. It is known that the mother of all vampsnakes, Phylis, was born on March 2, 1919.

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